As I write this, the Academy Awards will be held tomorrow, Sunday,
March 10 and I figured this would be a good time to sum up what I watched in
2023. I was not great on keeping up on
posting my movie reviews last year. This
is a good excuse to provide a quick summary!
For me, movies have to hit on one of three areas for me to want to watch
it – preferably more than one of the three:
Interest in the topic, interest in the actors, interest in the director. This is why it is tough for me to get through
award season movies as they often miss on all three of my personal criteria.
First, a quick mention of what the academy thinks was the
best of the year. Honestly, the academy
and I almost never see eye to eye and I will tell you that I have genuinely
watched 3 of the 10 Best Picture nominees at this point, fast-forwarded through
2 others, may zip through 2 others and will absolutely not with the rest.
· Oppenheimer (13 nominations): One of the
three I watched – I figured once they put it on Peacock (“It’s streaming on the
Cock!”), I could play it like a mini-series and watch a half-hour at a
time. In all honesty, I found it so
interesting I did watch all of it at once – which is crazy, because it is far
too long. And, okay, I did fall asleep
in the middle. It is brilliantly acted
and definitely well-made, not enjoyable, but watchable. I would like to especially point out how
great Josh Hartnett and David Krumholtz are.
Krumholtz especially – he offered some much needed heart in a movie that
was very cold.
· Poor Things (11 nominations): There are
some that love Lanthimos movies, so I am sure they love this. I hated the Favourite, and tried this – I had
to turn it off after about a minute and a half. I even tried fast forwarding
through the rest and had to stop that thirty minutes in. It is just not for me and that is okay – it
is why we are blessed to live in a time that has so many entertainment options!
· Killers of the Flower Moon (10 nominations): I
do not like DiCaprio or De Niro, and while I am happy for Lilly Gladstone (she
seems to be a shoe-in for best actress), I am not a fan of Scorsese movies, so
this is another one that I will miss.
· Barbie (8 nominations): Saw this in the
theater and loved it. Watched it again
on Max and loved it some more. Subversive and somehow both very smart and very
dumb – it is a delight of a movie. I do
find it interesting that the Billie Eilish song will probably win – I think the
Lizzo song at the beginning is overlooked, and I love the Dua Lipa song Dance
the Night. The performances are great
and I would single out America Ferrera, all the supporting Kens, and especially
Michael Cera. Their performances enhance Ryan Gosling’s insanity.
· Maestro (7 nominations): Here is one of the
movies I fast forwarded through. It felt very much like a Bradley Cooper
passion/vanity project with a great performance from Carey Mulligan. Although, as good as she was...Felicia Montealegre was born in Costa Rica and I am fairly certain Mulligan was not.
· American Fiction (5 nominations): Equally
funny and upsetting on all the levels, this movie is great. I really enjoyed Jeffrey Wright and I think
he nailed the frustration, anger, and just general flailing of a person trying
to exist in complicated times. Also – Erika
Alexander – my goodness. Max was always my favorite on Living Single and it was
amazing to see her steal scenes in this movie.
· The Holdovers (5 nominations): Fast forwarded through this one as well. Da’Vine
Joy Randolph seems to have a lock on best supporting actress and she was wonderful
in this – holding down the center while Giamatti swirled around her. A tight and slow character study – I could
not help but wonder if this was a play? Should be a play?
· Napoleon (3 nominations): Since my
Napolean is the one who spent the day cheating at bowling and enjoying the
water park in Bill & Ted, not sure I need to see Phoenix trudge through a
Ridley Scott epic. Although, I do enjoy
Vanessa Kirby, and I do wonder if the coronation scene looks the way Jacques-Louis
David depicted it – in either version.
As a slightly off-topic brief rant - I have to mention, it is an outright shame that the
Oscars do not honor stunt teams. The Screen Actors Guild awards do, however, so as an aside – the nominated stunt teams for film this year were:
· Barbie: The work on the Ken fight alone
was fantastic!
Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3: Some of
the zero-G fight scenes in the very globby station were bizarre, but that one
hallway sequence was fantastic.
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny: Love
a good train fight.
John Wick Chapter 4 (my pick for winner): So many fantastic sequences! The fight with Scott Adkins and his fat suit
(why was he in that suit?) Anything with Donnie Yen. The from-above
room-to-room sequence which was mind-blowing.
The absolutely stunning in, on, and around cars fight around the Arc de
Triomphe, and finally the epic step sequence in Montmartre, leading up to Sacre
Coeur. Incredible work from the team on that one.
· Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One (this did win):
Yes, the motorcycle jump was good, and again – love a train fight, but the rest
of the sequences were nothing we had not seen before.
Here is the list of what I liked best last year – certainly
not the best made or acted, but the things I enjoyed the most! Sharing so that you can perhaps add some things to your watchlist that you may have missed over the course of 2023.
· Next Goal Wins: A charming little flick from Taika Watiti
about the worst football team in the world – literally. I liked it, I didn’t love it, mainly because the
one was a little uneven and I would have cast anyone but Michael Fassbender in
the lead (you have Will Arnett in the movie – just let him do it). I think
because it is based on a true story, they wanted someone to do an impression of
the real guy – but just commit to doing a full comedy and go all the way.
· Plane: What a surprising delight of an
action flick. A Gerry Butler/Mike Colter
movie that understands its assignment: Plane goes down, pilot has to team up
with convict to save passengers from local thugs. Period – nothing fancy, nothing
excessive. Exactly what it
promises. Perfect.
· Barbie: The only one on both the Oscar
list and my list. Fun, big, and yes, aggressively
feminist and I loved it. Also – special acknowledgement
of Ariana Greenblatt. She is building
herself a heck of a resume.
· Spider-Man: Across the Universe: A near
flawless piece of stunning art. It
almost requires multiple viewings to see the true beauty in each character’s
color themes and backgrounds and how they shift and adjust as the character
moves and grows. Plus – fantastic action
and deep-cut Spider-references. And
Donald Glover.
· They Cloned Tyrone: Starts as something
that could have been a plot point in American Fiction and then takes a
turn. Fun, weird, and my goodness, the
best I have seen Jamie Foxx in years.
· Fast X: Insane, over-the-top, and unashamedly
silly. Another fun romp with family and Coronas. Is Dom teaching his 8 year old how to
drive? And it is wonderful that they let
John Cena off the leash in this one.
Also - I don’t know why Dom was surprised…Aquamen are always going to
stick together.
· Polite Society: Perhaps my biggest surprise
of the year. A young woman who wants to
be a stunt woman is suspicious of her sister’s new man – with good reason! Hijinks ensue! If you missed this one, check it out. Equal
parts heart and action.
· John Wick Chapter 4: Speaking of action – so much of it and so
much of it throughout Paris. Really
entertaining.
· The Marvels: Hands down with no question my favorite movie of the year. It had great power-switching action
sequences, embraced its own zaniness, had three wonderful leads (Iman Velani is
perfection), plus a lovely cat sequence.
And oh yes, the lesson that “to stand tall, you don’t have to stand
alone” – sometimes we all need to hear that.
And because it is always more fun – here are the things I
liked the least last year!
· Shazam! Fury of the Gods: I liked the first Shazam movie because of the
F&F style family bits to it. This
sequel immediately removed that piece and then went off the rails from there.
· The Out-Laws: What should have been fun and
wild was just off-putting and irritating.
· Expend4bles: I have loved a lot of the movies
in this series, but this fourth one was rough.
Fifty Cent is not an acceptable trade out for Terry Crews. Is Megan Fox
playing the same character that Charisma Carpenter played? No parts made sense, especially the fact that
you had Tony Jaa and Iko Uwais in the movie, on opposite sides, and they at no
point fight each other? You are wasting talent, movie. Except for Andy Garcia –
he was definitely having a great time.
· Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3: This is
so low on my list because I was just so disappointed in it. I think I had really high expectations – I loved
the first one and the second one. The found family of the first two movies is what
was so charming. This one felt mean-spirited and yes, the piles of animal cruelty
(that were, I acknowledge, integral to the plot) really turned me off.
The Flash
: I am not even sure where to begin.
What an absolute mess of a movie. I
suppose you do have to take a really big swing to miss that badly, so maybe
that’s a plus? And Michael Keaton was
delightful.
There you have it! A
summary of a year’s worth of film-going.
Hopefully you found something on this list to go check out on some
streaming service and are already looking forward to plenty of things that are
coming out in 2024!
