I found something on the internet the other day about a
possible remake of Starship Troopers. That
very idea is ludicrous, as Verhoven’s original is near-perfect (except for
Denise Richards, of course), and secondly, because it was super cheesy and fun
(with some interesting thought behind it – would you like to know more?) – and
it seems that all the recent remakes of super fun, cheesy, slightly thoughtful
older movies have removed all the fun, and therefore are way less successful
(see the RoboCop remake, the Total Recall remake, the Conan remake… or better
yet, don’t see them. Just re-watch the
originals).
I have heard many refer to Edge of Tomorrow as Oblivion
crossed with Groundhog Day with a bit of Source Code. I would say it’s Starship Troopers crossed
with Groundhog Day with a bit of Source Code.
Also – it’s based on the book “All You Need Is Kill” by Hiroshi
Sakurazaka, first published in 2004. It
is about a young soldier, Keiji Kiriya, a new recruit in the United Defense
Force. They are fighting against the
mysterious ‘Mimics”, which have attacked earth.
Keiji is killed, but then wakes up the day before, and gets caught in a
time loop – living the same day over and over as he becomes a better soldier to
try to change his fate.
Sometime in the near future, there’s a meteor crash in
Germany. Except, it’s not a meteor, it’s
the beginning of an alien invasion. From
the meteor is released a swarm of “Mimics”.
They seem to be flailing, tentacle-laden, rolling whip monsters. The Mimics start to spread across
Europe. This part of the story is told
very quickly through news reports on TV screens and we are introduced to Major
William Cage, who is essentially a military PR guy. He’s there to make you feel better about our
chances and look good giving interviews on TV.
He goes to visit the General in command in London, and the General
decides to drop Cage in on the front line.
Cage protests, and the General has him arrested and knocked out. He wakes up dumped on the base, where he is
quickly introduced into his squad (J-squad, the typical military movie ‘loser’ squad
filled with all the military movie stereotypes you could ask for. He gets thrown into an exo-suit (essentially
a robotic exo-skeleton that makes you stronger and has weapons in it) with
little to no direction and dropped onto the beach of France (read your own WWII
inferences here if you like) and promptly witnesses the majority of his squad
killed very quickly. He grabs a grenade
as a Mimic comes close – a bigger, bluer Mimic than the rest. The grenade takes out him and the Mimic, and
as he dies, he gets a whole bunch of Mimic blood on him. He then wakes up dumped on the base again –
where once again he is introduced to his squad – and so on.
This repeats over and over again as he learns more about the
weapons and remembers the sequence of events on the beach – so he progresses a
little bit further each time, but he still keeps getting killed on the
beach. Eventually he runs into Rita
Vretaski, the ‘angel of Verdun’. She’s
the hero of the last major battle that the humans won. He is able to save her from a couple of
Mimics, because he’s done it about 12 times at this point already – and she
mysteriously tells him to come find her when he wakes up. The next time, he goes to find her, and she
recognizes what is happening to him, because it happened to her at the battle
of Verdun. However, once she was injured
and taken to a hospital, they gave her a blood transfusion, and she lost the
Mimics ability to jump back a day. Despite
that, she was able to learn that in order to win, the humans have to find the
Omega because of her visions (don’t ask).
The Omega is the source of the Mimics…power? Their home base? Their ship?
Their big, glowy ball of energy that they keep underwater? I’m not entirely sure. It’s not really explained, and it doesn’t really
need to be. The Mimics brought it with
them. If Rita and Cage can destroy it –
chances are they will win the war.
Director Doug Liman has done his fair share of cool action
flicks (Jumper, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and The Bourne Identity). This movie is cool – the action is great, and
the story is interesting. My issue is
mainly with the Mimics themselves. I
felt like I never really got a good look at them. I found myself thinking of the bugs in
Starship Troopers, (or the Aliens in Aliens) and the care taken with them, and
how much of a great look we got at them, and how believable they were. The truth is, the Mimics move so fast and seem so
completely unbeatable, I found myself mentally checking out whenever they were
on screen, and fondly thinking of the practical/CGI effects that made those
other enemies look so good. This
movie would have benefitted from some practical aliens. You never really get a sense of what exactly
the Mimics look like. There are a couple
of shots where you get a look at the “Alpha” Mimics (the bigger, bluer ones),
but the smaller ones look like rolling whip-balls.
- Say what you will about Tom Cruise, he does commit 100 percent to whatever he’s working on. He has been stomping the marketing trail fairly hardcore for this movie. And he’s great in it. The issue with Tom Cruise is that he’s such a movie star that you often don’t remember his character name, because he’s just Tom Cruise. Do you remember the name of his character in Oblivion? You should, he said it a bunch of times. But you might not, because essentially he’s just Tom Cruise again. That works fine, and I don’t have an issue with that, as long as he keeps to these roles that fit his personality. He’s great in the front of this movie where he’s not sure what is happening, only that he doesn’t belong on the front line; but he’s even better in the back end of the movie, where he has started to fall for Rita, because he has spent so much time with her, even though to her, it’s only one day.
- Emily Blunt was a bit of a surprise to me in this because she pulled off action hero pretty convincingly. She gives Rita a haunted look, one that is completely weary of war, and then suddenly hopeful when she realizes she may have a weapon of advantage in Cage.
- Brendan Gleeson plays General Brigham who is completely and totally by the book, and also completely and totally not impressed with Cage’s PR bullshit.
- Bill Paxton is easily the most fun part of this movie. He’s the perfect contradiction to Tom Cruise’s just being Tom Cruise in every movie, Paxton is someone who can blend in to whatever character he decides to play – but can also stand out when needed (if you haven’t been watching Agents of Shield, shame on you – if you have, but haven’t yet seen the season finale – It is Paxton-tastic!). Go back and watch him be brilliant in a small scene in the original Terminator, and then in Aliens, Navy Seals, True Lies, Haywire, Predator 2, etc. etc.
- Noah Taylor – who, despite all the things he has done (including removing Jaimie Lannister’s hand), I still think of as Lara Croft’s buddy (the one that isn’t a hologram – that’s a deep pull, kudos to you if you got that reference) – plays Dr. Carter, the scientist who has done the most Mimic research. Really – why aren’t there all kinds of scientists working on analyzing the Mimics and their power and what they can do? Instead, we just see the military throwing more and more soldiers at these unbeatable aliens.
- The rest of the J squad is played by Jonas Armstrong (Skinner), Tony Way (Kimmel), Kick Gurry (Griff), Franz Drameh (Ford), Dragomir Mrsic (Kuntz), Charlotte Riley (Nance), and Masayoshi Haneda (Takeda). Again, they don’t have a lot to do, just various versions of the same thing over and over again. They get some minor character development, and do what they can to help Cage on his Omega-destroying mission.
Overall, the movie was certainly entertaining, but in a
summer where a lot of things have been great, it falls a little flat. Cruise is insanely watchable, Blunt is a
pleasant action surprise, and everyone else in the movie is capable. The story is interesting, and there are
plenty of humorous moments mixed in the “resetting” that Cage has to do. It’s
exactly what you want from a summer popcorn flick – I don’t think you need the
3D.
7 out of 10 – Gained points for Emily Blunt being a bit
kick-ass, Lost points for not really giving us a good look at the aliens. Gained points for the interesting exo-suits
as military hardware – Lost points for having only one scientist in the whole
movie who is analyzing the aliens, and he got booted down to janitorial duties
for his efforts – where are all the military scientists analyzing the enemy to
find the weakness? Come on, guys – that’s
alien fighting 101.
Bonus Video 1: Paxton
is pretty spectacular in True Lies, which is a super fun movie if you forgot or
hadn’t seen it in a while.
Bonus Video 2: Doug
Liman has done some great movies – but Mr. and Mrs. Smith is my favorite. This is what ‘chemistry’ looks like.
Bonus Video 3: The SDCC 2013 Edge of Tomorrow Panel
Good review Jeanette. A very fun time no matter which way you put it. Wish every summer blockbuster was like this, really.
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