Welcome to The Mundane Adventures of a Fangirl

I consider myself a Fangirl. What does that mean, you ask? A "fanboy" in the most common understanding is a hardcore fan of 'genre' based entertainment in particular. In my case - science-fiction and comic book based movies and television. Because I'm a chick - it's fangirl, not fanboy. There you have it! I am a big movie fan, however, not necessarily a 'film' fan. And now - I have the forum to present my opinions to the public! These will mainly be movie reviews -that will always be my opinion - repeat OPINION. Just what I think, and in no way do I present my opinion as fact. I hope you enjoy and maybe it will help you decide what to see at the movie theater this weekend!

Thursday, May 27, 2021

Movie Review: Wrath of Man (R - 119 minutes)

 

I went to see Wrath of Man in the theater, just happy to see something in the theater and really expecting this to be a movie that could have been a throwaway January dump flick in a regular year. There is definitely something to be said about a low expectations bar because I was pleasantly surprised!


Wrath of Man begins with an in-truck view of a cash truck heist.  It starts out pretty smoothly, but then things begin to go wrong and the guards and a couple of civilians get killed.  We jump forward a couple of months to joining new security recruit “H” as he starts working for the security company. He passes all the tests at just the right level and barely impresses his new supervisor, “Bullet”.  


After a few rides, he is on a run with “Boy Sweat Dave” (oof, these names) and Bullet when some nogoodniks attempt to rob their truck.  H swiftly and handily eliminates every single one of the crew that attempted to rob them, even their leader, Post Malone.



The rest of the security company employees are very impressed by H and even the cops seem grateful, since there are little to no consequences of H killing a handful of dudes. He’s back on the job almost immediately.  Which is a good thing, because then he’s on another truck that is almost robbed, but this time, the attempted robbers get one look at him and take off running.  While most of the security team is thankful, there are a couple who are a little curious why robbers are terrified of H.  The movie then has an interesting switch, and we start following another group of characters.  This group of recently returned army vets is struggling to get back to ‘normal’ and make ends meet when their commanding officer helps put into play a plan. The two storylines converge in a not-entirely-unexpected way that is still incredibly engaging and interesting while being brutal and action packed.


The movie is a remake of the 2004 French Film “Le Convoyeur” (Cash Truck) and I am very curious to look that up and see if the interesting story shifts were pulled from that or unique to this version. Having seen almost all other Guy Ritchie movies (I even saw Swept Away and that one about King Arthur), this feels similar but different to his first few Toff Guy movies. You can see the bones of Lock Stock, Snatch, and RocknRolla in it, but it is much less fun.  Shifting the storyline POV several times was very interesting and kept me guessing as to how the end might play out.  The set pieces were solid and the action good, and the climax more gunfire-heavy than I wanted, but it did fit the story.

Jason Statham was perfect in the lead as he always is in Guy Ritchie movies crafted for him. Of course, as with all Statham-Ritchie projects, I wanted Jason Flemyng there too, so I was disappointed he was not in this.  Statham glares and beats his way through every obstacle, perfectly staying within a well-fitted box.


Holt McCallany plays Bullet as a somewhat smarmy too-friendly partner. He fits the role well, and his partnership with Statham was a nice balance.  Having not seen Josh Hartnett for a while, it was nice to see him as Dave, even though his character was a bit of a tool.  Ritchie staple Eddie Marsan also shows up to run the security company with a barely passable American accent.


The group playing the army vets consisting of Jeffrey Donovan (maybe I should re-binge Burn Notice from the beginning), Scott Eastwood, Deobia Oparei, Raul Castillo, and Chris Reilly were very interesting and really had the most heavy lifting to do in the movie. In another version of this story, they would have been the leads and it would have been their movie. In fact – you’ve probably seen a version of that movie at some point.


And there is random Andy Garcia – just two scenes, for almost no reason, but I appreciated it.

Overall, the movie was very interesting, certainly engaging, and while a little gun-happy for my taste, it kept me intrigued right up until the end.  Worth a watch.

7 out of 10.

 


Friday, May 21, 2021

Movie Review: Tom Clancy’s Without Remorse

 

The John Kelly or John Clark character has shown up in some of the versions of Jack Ryan stories over the years.  Willem Dafoe played him in Clear and Present Danger. Without Remorse tells the story of how he came to join the CIA. And his continuing adventures will apparently be told in Rainbow Six, which I can only assume is upcoming. In the meantime, you can catch this movie on Amazon Prime.



Without Remorse begins with Kelly and his team of Navy Seals completing a mission overseas with some shady intel and less than clear direction from CIA operative Robert Ritter.  Upon returning home, Kelly learns that his team is being eliminated one member at a time. The killers get to his home and while they fail to take him out completely, they do eliminate his pregnant wife.  Blinded with fury and rage, and operating without any remorse, Kelly starts taking revenge. 



He ends up in prison due to setting a guy on fire in a car but is broken out by the CIA to team up with Ritter and Karen Greer again to head oversees and take out the threat in Russia that may or may not be causing the issue.  

The movie is directed by Stefano Sollima and the action is certainly constant, but bewildering. Like most Clancy-based pieces, it is military weaponry heavy with so much gunfire that I found myself completely tuning out.  That is one disadvantage to streaming a movie at home. In the theater, even if my attention began to wane I would still be sitting there – however, at home I can pick up my phone or tablet and start putzing around with any little distraction.  If you like other Clancy-style military action pieces, you will like this. If not, you (like me) will find is overbearing and unengaging.

The cast is certainly wonderful – Michael B. Jordan is fantastic as Kelly and once he loses everything you completely believe that he will do whatever it takes to get revenge, even if it means losing himself along the way. 



Jodie Turner-Smith is perfectly still as Karen Greer and it was interesting to picture the relationship between her and Wendell Pierce’s Greer over on the Krasinski Jack Ryan. She is trying to lead the team while still looking out for Kelly when possible.


Jamie Bell is an interesting choice as Ritter, he seems so clearly the villain that when it is revealed he is not, I was a bit skeptical. Guy Pearce on the other hand, is so clearly bad he was only missing a moustache to twirl.


I was pretty excited to see both Cam Gigandet and Luke Mitchell as members of Kelly’s team in the beginning. Of course, they get eliminated pretty quickly, so no need to get attached there.


Brett Gelman of all people shows up as Viktor Rykov to hammer home the point that Kelly really has no clue who is in charge, what their plan is, or how many people are pawns in their game.

Overall, the movie is fine and if you like this type of thing, you’ll like this.  I really did not care for it and was surprised by that. Typically Michael B. Jordan is charismatic enough to bring me in to something I would otherwise not like, but here he plays Kelly so stoic and grief-furious (rightfully so) that it felt a little closed off from the audience.  I also have gotten to the point where I just shut down at this level of gun noise and violence.  I am curious to see if they make Rainbow Six and if it is similar or  more spying less shooting.

4 out of 10.

 

 

 

 

Sunday, May 9, 2021

Movie Review: Mortal Kombat 2021 (R – 110 minutes)

 

Be sure to listen to me and fellow LAMBs discuss this flick on the LAMBCast: https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/lambcast/episodes/2021-05-04T11_49_57-07_00 

Now that I am fully vaccinated, I was lucky enough to see the new Mortal Kombat in my local theater which has new  procedures to ensure the safest experience, and I am very grateful!  It also dropped on HBO Max the same day, which I saw as a huge benefit. After watching the movie in the theater, I immediately came home and rewatched several bits of it on HBO Max.


The Mortal Kombat video game debuted in arcades in 1992 as a simple player vs. player button-smashing fighting game with unnecessary Ks replacing Cs. Sure, the characters had special moves, but like many other fans, I played by hitting as many buttons as possible as fast as possible. I did stumble across Scorpion’s fatality and have never forgotten how to pull that off on MK1.  My family played MK1 and MK2 on our Commodore 64.  Since then, there have been nearly countless versions of the games. My favorites are the ones with the largest assortment of characters to choose from, which includes MK Trilogy for the PS1, Armageddon on the PS2, and several of the reboots for PS3 and PS4.  Inevitably, there will be another game for PS5 any day now.


With the popularity of the game, the first Mortal Kombat movie was released in 1995 and is one of my favorites.  It was directed by Paul W.S. Anderson and features several martial artists and camera work that shows the fights from a distance so that you can appreciate their skill – something I continue to look for in action movies with a lot of hand to hand combat.  It was followed by a sequel so bad it is not worth mentioning. Since then, there have been a couple of live-action shows and one animated movie, but this reboot is the first one that stays true to the game and honors the fans in the best way possible. 


The premise of Mortal Kombat is that there are various realms sending their best fighters to a once-a-generation tournament. If any realm loses 10 in a row, the winning realm can invade a losing realm.  In this movie, we begin generations ago in feudal Japan and witness the destruction of Hanzo Hashashi and his family in the Shirai Ryu clan at the hands of Bi-Han and his Lin Kuei clan. I absolutely loved that Bi-Han, who will become Sub Zero, is speaking Chinese and that Hanzo, who will become Scorpion, is speaking Japanese.  These are the two core characters from every game back to 1992, and beginning the movie with an incredible fight between them feels appropriate.


Jumping forward, we are introduced to MMA fighter Cole Young, his wife and daughter, and his MK Dragon-shaped birthmark.  Jackson Briggs visits him to comment on the birthmark, just in time to save Cole and his family from Sub Zero by telling them to find Sonya Blade, but lose his arms in the process, which is not a surprise to anyone familiar with the games.  At this point, let me mention that the movie sticks to the brutal violence of recent versions of the game and is rated R for a reason. Why there were so many kids in my showing is inexplicable.

Young meets up with Blade and meets Kano and gets in a fight with Reptile. Sonya tells Cole about the tournament because she has learned about it through research and tracking down ‘champions’ chosen to fight.  The three of them head to Raiden’s temple where they meet Lui Kang and Kung Lao to begin their training.  Meanwhile, the Outworld sorcerer Shang Tsung is gathering champions of his own and has decided to buck the rules and kill the Earthrealm champions before the tournament even starts – winning by default. Once you get a look at Outworld, you understand why, it is a bit of a mess.  Cole has to find his true fighting spirit – his ‘arcana’ (a neat way of explaining why the kombatants have supernatural powers) and defend himself, his family, and his friends.  Basically – hijinks ensue.


The movie is directed by Simon McQuoid, and while the fight scenes are great, I would have loved even more of them. The hand-to-hand combat is wonderful and because this is a pre-tournament movie, the careful set up of each fight individually from the 1995 version is not present here. Basically, everyone is fighting for their lives. You can tell that the director, writer, and cast all have a respect if not raging fandom for the games and first movie. There are plenty of fan-service moments, from trick moves to fatalities, to quips and bits.  Personally, I really felt the scene where Lui Kang repeatedly uses a leg sweep on Kano multiple times in a row during training - having lost many a fight to someone who figured out that one button movement.  Despite striving for brutal violence in some of the finishing moves, the tone still manages to balance the fighting with some fun, and the movie feels like the perfect set up to a new franchise. The cast is wonderful and beautifully inclusive.

Lewis Tan was fantastic in both Into the Badlands and Wu Assassins (both currently on Netflix). While the addition of Cole Young felt a little strange in an IP that has dozens of characters available (in case you are curious, here’s the full list of existing karacters https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mortal_Kombat_characters), he was the audience ‘in’ to this fantastical world. Everyone else around him got to be big and weird, so he has to be the ‘straight man’. Hopefully he gets to cut a little lose in the sequel.


Jessica McNamee as Sonya Blade and Mechad Brooks as Jax are fantastic and feel true to the games. Josh Lawson as Kano was fantastically irritating – exactly as he should be. His interactions with Kabal were spectacular. Who knew Kabal would be one of my favorite characters in the movie?


Joe Taslim as Sub Zero and Hiroyuki Sanada as Scorpion gave both characters depths and charisma. I loved their fight before they become the characters and loved the fight in full costume once they are fully immersed.


Tadanobu Asano as Lord Raiden and Chin Han as Shang Tsung get to quip at each other while each trying to give their team the edge. I loved Raiden’s lightning effect but wanted a little more from Shang Tsung’s soul-sucking effects. Also, since Cary Tagawa is one of my favorite parts of the 95 movie, nothing Chin Han did for me for going to feel right – not his fault.


It did feel strange to have a Mortal Kombat movie where Lui Kang was not the central focus, but again, he may move more central in the sequel. I hope so, because Ludi Lin was very interesting and I wanted to see more of him. I felt like Max Huang’s Kung Lao was the one character that felt plucked directly out of the game and plopped on screen between the costume and the moves. Also – I enjoyed his level of snarkiness.


I do want to mention Sisi Stringer as Mileena, because Mileena has always been one of my favorite characters from the games. I do wish she was wearing a mask until the reveal of her teeth, but hey – I’ll take it. Mel Jarnson briefly appears as Nitara and Shang Tsung’s obsession with her was more than a little creepy.  Nathan Jones played Reiko as he continues to pop up when I least expect him.


Overall, I found the movie to be really fun and very entertaining. The fights were great and the characters engaging. It was a little strange that the entire thing is pre-tournament, but that really sets up some options for a sequel to be very tournament heavy. I cannot wait to see additional characters in sequels (Baraka, Jade, hell – even D’Vorah). I was disappointed that Goro had no lines, the Goro puppet dining with Kano was one of my favorite bits from the 95 movie.  I also would have liked some of the kostumes to be a little more accurate to the game, basically a little more kolorful. Sub Zero had barely any blue in his outfit, and Mileena was not wearing any purple. But again, that’s a minor komplaint.

9 out of 10.

Also – I’ve said it before, and I will say it again, if you have not activated the Mortal Kombat skill on your Amazon Alexa, you should. It is very fun!