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I consider myself a Fangirl. What does that mean, you ask? A "fanboy" in the most common understanding is a hardcore fan of 'genre' based entertainment in particular. In my case - science-fiction and comic book based movies and television. Because I'm a chick - it's fangirl, not fanboy. There you have it! I am a big movie fan, however, not necessarily a 'film' fan. And now - I have the forum to present my opinions to the public! These will mainly be movie reviews -that will always be my opinion - repeat OPINION. Just what I think, and in no way do I present my opinion as fact. I hope you enjoy and maybe it will help you decide what to see at the movie theater this weekend!

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Movie Review: The Hitman’s Bodyguard (R – 118 minutes)

Both Samuel L. Jackson and Ryan Reynolds have proved to be action capable, and comically irreverent.  I suppose it was inevitable that they would end up paired in an action comedy, and I for one, am grateful they did.

The Hitman’s Bodyguard has a very simple story.  Former Ukrainian president Vladislav Dukhovich is currently on trial at the Hague for crimes against his people specifically and humanity in general. However, conveniently, all the witnesses against him keep turning up dead or unreliable.  He’s about to get away with horrific crimes and go back to ruling his country when Interpol decides to get international assassin-for-hire Darius Kincaid to testify against him.  They already have him in prison, along with his wife.  In exchange for his testimony, they agree to let his wife go free.  During the transfer from Manchester the convoy is attached, and agent Amelia Roussel realizes she cannot trust any of her own team, and calls in her ex – Michael Bryce, former AAA rated professional bodyguard to get Kincaid to the Hague to testify in time.  Along the way, the two first hate each other, but then come to a begrudging respect as they help each other realize their own flaws.  Of course, hijinks ensue. 

Directed by Patrick Hughes (Expendables 3), it’s a simple straightforward story that really reminds me of the buddy action movies of the 80s and 90s – Tango and Cash, 48 Hours, Lethal Weapon, Showdown in Little Tokyo, etc.  It feels a bit like a throwback to those in that the violence is big, the action is top level, the stakes are high, the villain is incredibly intense and terrifying, and the comedy is outrageous and slapstick-y.  This is a trope I have always enjoyed, so I appreciate this movie as well.  It’s not perfect, but it’s entertaining - especially that each new character gets a slow reveal - meaning the camera starts at their feet as they get out of a vehicle or enter a room, then slowly moves up as they turn around. It happens several times in this movie. As with those older movies – this one works because of the cast, and their chemistry with one another.

  • Ryan Reynolds plays Ryan Reynolds – I mean Wade Wilson – I mean Michael Bryce.  Honestly, the name doesn't matter, he’s a very Ryan Reynolds-y type, and that works well here.  Capable and sarcastic, he mistakenly blames his ex, Agent Roussel, for his sudden downturn in work and respectability.  One adventure with Kincaid helps him realize that she was not to blame and he needs to apologize to her.  

  • Samuel L. Jackson plays Samuel L. Jackson – I mean Darius Kincaid.  He curses his way through the movie (122 times), which is exactly what you want from Samuel L. Jackson – his interactions with Reynolds are fantastic, and the action sequences are even better.

  • Elodie Yung plays Amelia Roussel – and she’s great in the beginning firefight during the attack on the convoy, but then she basically disappears for the majority of the movie until she reappears at the end.  She’s great with the action, but since the movie is about the two leads, she gets less to do.

  • Salma Hayek plays Sonia Kincaid, all firey Latina anger.  Her performance seems to live right in the zone between way over-the-top, and in line with the story – but edging closer to over-the top. She bosses around the Interpol agents, and yells at her husband, even though she’s very much in love with him.

  • Gary Oldman plays Vladislav Dukovich, and he is completely and totally terrifying. This villain could easily be in a more serious movie, but his dastardly-ness works in favor here, never letting the movie go completely into comedy mode – keeping the action on point and making the stakes real.  With any other actor, this would have felt like it didn’t belong in this movie, but for some reason, Oldman makes it work.

  • Joaquim de Almeida shows up as an Interpol agent who (surprise) is actually working for Dukovich and is the mole in the department.  When this was first introduced, I did expect a side-storyline of Roussel searching for the mole, and a bit of cat and mouse between her and de Almeida – but that does not happen at all – she figures it out right at the end.


Overall, the movie is just fine, a perfectly serviceable late summer action-comedy flick.  The chase sequences in Amsterdam were fantastic, and the final confrontation between all parties during Dukovich’s trial were also fantastic.  It was definitely enjoyable, as long as you don’t expect too much.

7 out of 10 – gained points for Oldman, but lost points for not having outtakes over the end credits – you know more than half of the Reynolds/Jackson interactions were improv and I wanted to see more of that!


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