Welcome to The Mundane Adventures of a Fangirl

I consider myself a Fangirl. What does that mean, you ask? A "fanboy" in the most common understanding is a hardcore fan of 'genre' based entertainment in particular. In my case - science-fiction and comic book based movies and television. Because I'm a chick - it's fangirl, not fanboy. There you have it! I am a big movie fan, however, not necessarily a 'film' fan. And now - I have the forum to present my opinions to the public! These will mainly be movie reviews -that will always be my opinion - repeat OPINION. Just what I think, and in no way do I present my opinion as fact. I hope you enjoy and maybe it will help you decide what to see at the movie theater this weekend!

Tuesday, May 17, 2022

Movie Review: Ambulance (R – 136 minutes)

 

There are several things I expect from a Michael Bay movie:  intense action and chase sequences, sweaty lead actors, sweeping and circular camera movements, and ‘splosions.  You know, general Bay-hem.  AmbuLAnce delivers exactly what is expected of it. 



Set in L.A., to the point that the city functions as a character, veteran Will is struggling to get the money he needs for his wife’s medical treatments. He is not getting the benefits he should as a soldier returned home, and they have just had a baby. He is frustrated and desperate, and all of that is conveyed swiftly as the movie opens while we watch him make several phone calls.  He heads out to meet up with his brother, Danny, promising his wife he will get it solved.  Danny offers him a position in a bank heist he is putting together, promising it will be quick, easy and no one will get hurt.  Will, feeling like he has no other option, agrees.


The bank heist goes wrong in several ways, mainly due to a cop showing up to flirt with a teller and the feds being outside, having known about the heist and waiting to catch the crew when they exit the bank.  Everything goes sideways, ending with Danny and Will taking the young cop and Cam, an EMT hostage in an ambulance as they attempt to make a run for it.  Over the course of several hours, they attempt to avoid cops, feds, gangsters, and Los Angeles traffic. 



If you like Michael Bay movies, I think you’ll enjoy this one. It’s nothing new, but it doesn’t need to be.  As with all Bay movies – it looks amazing. He makes the absolute best-looking action movies.  What I found interesting is that it seems to be very pandemic-safe.  It is a remake of a French movie and lends itself to keeping the cast socially distanced as much of the movie takes place in separate moving vehicles communicating over phone or radio. Even the sequences with several cast members together were sparsely populated. It is a clever way to make it safely and I really appreciated that aspect. 



It also seems that Bay has either discovered or rediscovered drones for this movie. There are so many rapidly sweeping drone camera shots which really help drive home the space between the separate vehicles and where they are in the city.  The cast is less of a factor in this movie as the real stars is the city and the car chases.

Jake Gyllenhaal and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II as Danny and Will are great and believable as brothers.  They throw in enough ‘my-family-took-you-in’ and flashes of the two of them playing together as children to cement the relationship. Will knows that Danny is a loose cannon, but he is his brother and he will do what he can to keep them both safe. 



What I appreciated even more over the course of the movie is the slow reveal that Eiza Gonzalez as Cam was the true ‘hero’ and lead of the movie.  Because the opening and marketing of the movie made it feel like Danny and Will are the heroes, it was interesting to see that slow shift over the course of the story.  She was great, and a good Bay star, trying to keep a cool head and do her job to keep everyone alive in an insane ambulance chase across the city.


Garret Dillahunt plays Captain Monroe, who comes in to coordinate the police response and brought his dog (Played by Bay’s dog).  He doesn’t have much to do but has a good time holding together various different sequences.


Keir O’Donnell plays Agent Clark who steps in midway because he went to school with Danny and has some insight as to how he thinks and acts.  I’m not sure why Dillahunt’s character could not have also covered this aspect.  I could have used more back and forth between the two of them. They seem to represent two different mindsets in chasing down the duo.


A Martinez shows up to play Papi, a crime kingpin that Danny goes to for assistance partway through the chase. It does not go as well as he planned.

Overall, the movie is predictable and delivers as expected.  Fantastic looking with some great action sequences. It is perfect for kicking back, turning off your brain, and enjoying your popcorn.

6 out of 10

Monday, May 9, 2022

Movie Review: The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (R – 107 minutes)

 

To listen to myself and two other amazing LAMB members discuss this movie in detail, check out the LAMBCast: https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/lambcast/episodes/2022-04-26T14_11_33-07_00


Nicolas Cage is one of those actors who has occasionally had his work overshadowed by his personal life.  From naming his son Kal-El to perhaps buying a mummy, there have been rumors about wild living and excessive spending on top of some truly eccentric behavior for years.  However, he still managed to have enough of a sense of humor about himself to star as a fictionalized version of Nick Cage in this charming flick.


The movie starts with Nick Cage being desperate to get a new role that he believes will put him ‘back on top’. He’s recovering from a divorce and living in a hotel, racking up massive debt.  Out of the blue, his agent informs him that he has an offer from a mysterious businessman to receive one million dollars to come to the businessman’s birthday party.  Despite being very skeptical, he needs the money, and sets out to the villa.


Javi, the businessman, is a huge Nick Cage superfan and has written a screenplay he wants Nick to star in.  While there, Nick is collected by the CIA and told that Javi is suspected to be an international gun-runner and now Nick will need to help them collect intel. From there, hijinks ensue as Nick tries to get right with himself, his family, Javi, and life in general.

The movie is written and directed by Tom Gormican and is exactly as silly and fun as you expect. I am not sure there are any other actors that would have been able to pull off this level of nonsense.  The movie at no point makes fun of Nick Cage and manages to let him come off as genuine and excited about his work ethic and career – embracing some of his more questionable choices in the past. 

Nicholas Cage has been very clear that this is a fictionalized version of himself, and he does get to place both current Nick Cage and his imaginary friend, a younger version of himself going by Nicky who seems to fuel his more unbridled behavior.  He seems to be having a great time, and this is definitely a treat to watch him delicately walk between introspection and slapstick comedy. In particular, the scene where he accidentally tranquilizes himself while attempting to plant a bug in Javi’s security office is fantastic.


While the movie is absolutely all about Nick Cage, Pedro Pascal still manages to steal several scenes. He is sweet and charming, professing his fandom to Nick while attempting not to ‘spook’ him by being too creepy.  I am not sure any other actor could have provided this perfect counterpoint to the whirlwind that is Nick Cage.


Tiffany Haddish and Ike Barinholz play the CIA agents and both of them seem to be just over cameo roles. They are there just to move the story along and are certainly entertaining enough for the brief moments.


Sharon Horgan plays Nick’s ex-wife Olivia and Lily Sheen (Michael Sheen and Kate Beckinsdale’s daughter) plays his daughter Addy.  They manage to get swept up into the action as Nick has to solve the mess that the CIA creates.


Overall, the movie is quick and fun with some hilarious comedy and some surprising good action sequences. It is definitely worth checking out!

8 out of 10

I think maybe Tom Cruise is the only other actor who I would like to see in something like this. After all, his role in Tropic Thunder shows he can have fun about himself from time to time.