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I consider myself a Fangirl. What does that mean, you ask? A "fanboy" in the most common understanding is a hardcore fan of 'genre' based entertainment in particular. In my case - science-fiction and comic book based movies and television. Because I'm a chick - it's fangirl, not fanboy. There you have it! I am a big movie fan, however, not necessarily a 'film' fan. And now - I have the forum to present my opinions to the public! These will mainly be movie reviews -that will always be my opinion - repeat OPINION. Just what I think, and in no way do I present my opinion as fact. I hope you enjoy and maybe it will help you decide what to see at the movie theater this weekend!

Thursday, July 19, 2018

Movie Review: Skyscraper (PG13 – 102 minutes)


When watching trailers and commercials for this movie, I realized how much of my trust the Rock has earned.  Had there been any other star in the lead, I probably would not have seen this movie.

I appreciate when a movie is straightforward about what it is.  At no point did this movie attempt to be any more or less that what it is: action movie set in a giant building starring the Rock. Period. Will Sawyer is a former S.W.A.T. team (?) member who lost a leg in an attempt to take down a domestic abuse/hostage taker situation 10 years ago.  The doctor who saves him is Sarah, a naval doctor who eventually becomes his wife.  Together they have two children as he moves into the field of private security.

In present day, Will, Sarah, and the kids are the first to stay in one of the residential apartments in the top half of a new tower in Hong Kong called ‘the Pearl’.  At 3,500 feet and 225 stories tall, it is the new “World’s Tallest Building”.  The owner/designer, Zhao Long Ji, has hired Will to come in and check the security and safety measures before he opens the top residential half of the building (apparently the bottom, all stores and business, has been open for some time).  

As Will heads up to the penthouse to give his final report to the execs, Sarah is taking the kids to see some pandas because they were given special tickets to a ‘night-feeding’ by Will’s buddy Ben.
Will approves the opening of the top floors and is given in return a tablet that controls all the security for the building that only his face can access and is run from an offsite location, which makes little to no sense.  Their son gets sick, so Sarah brings the kids back early, accidentally running into a ‘maintenance’ crew run by Kores Botha.  He’s there to burn the building to get something he needs from Zhao.  Apparently Botha works for several powerful crime organizations, all of which demanded protection money from Zhao when he was building. However, he tracked all the payments on a special drive, and now Botha needs that drive or he will be in big trouble with his employers. So his answer is to burn the building by turning off the safety measures, which he can only do with the tablet cued to Will’s face at the off-site location.  I’m not entirely sure it’s a great plan, but hey – you have to get the story started somehow.  

Since Will was checking in at the off-site location, but Sarah and the kids are back inside, he has to get back into the building. His solution is to climb then jump from a super crane next to the building.  Once inside, some standard action hijinks ensue as Will does some climbing, fighting, searching, duct-taping, and out-smarting to get to Zhao and Botha and save his family.

Writer-director Rawson Marshall Thurber is better known for outlandish comedies (We’re the Millers and Dodgeball), but he also did Central Intelligence with the Rock, and that chemistry translates here. The action is entertaining, and the layout of the building is really fascinating, especially the giant park in the middle and the wind turbines that help it generate its own power. The cast is good, and does enough to fill in the holes between action pieces.

  • Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson plays Will Sawyer, and makes him believable as a man who is still coping with the mental aspects of the loss of his leg, and more than a little self-doubt about his private security business finally getting a giant client. He would do anything for his family.

  • Neve Campbell plays Sarah, and she was pretty great. She surprises the local law enforcement by being fluent in Mandarin, and due to being a naval doctor, can hold her own against a terrorist or two.  Honestly, I wanted even more of those moments – she was pretty kick-ass, and got some fight scenes, but I wanted her to beat up more bad guys!

  • Pablo Schreiber plays Will’s former teammate and current business hookup.  He’s fine, but at no point did I not think he was involved with the plot.  Tickets to a panda “night-feeding”?  Very suspicious!

  • Noah Taylor plays the very shady insurance agent Mr. Pierce, who is also at no point trustworthy.  Stop being so obvious about being villains, bad guys!

  • Hannah Quinlivan lays Xia, Botha’s number one henchwoman on the ground, who is there to get the tablet unlocked and to the off-site location.

  • Roland Moller plays Kores Botha – he’s big and scary, and does a fine job of menacing everything that everyone loves while trying to get what he needs.

  • Byron Mann plays Inspector Wu, and I feel like I have complained with several other Rock movies (San Andreas and Rampage) about the underusage of Will Yun Lee – well, here I’m complaining about the underuseage of Byron Mann. He’s wonderful and capable of so much – and unfortunately spends most of this movie staring at computer monitors and TV screens watching whatever Will is up to.  He does listen to Sarah once she’s out of the building, but that takes a while.

  • Chin Han continues to perfect playing “smug Asian businessman” in this movie as Zhao.  He really does love his building, and seems to want to get out from underneath the terrorist thumb he accidentally got under, but something about his performance kept making me think he might be in with the bad guys – all the way to the end.


Overall, the movie was plenty entertaining, and the Rock continues to use his charm to elevate otherwise average materials. And as for the Die Hard comparisons – yes, it’s a building that gets overtaken by terrorists, but really the comparisons are unfair.  Die Hard is the best action movie made and excels for many reasons, but primarily because of the out-of-placeness of John McClane. He’s a regular dude in the wrong place at the right time.  Here, Will is a security expert, he knows the building in and out, and is the perfect person to get in get his family. Skyscraper is not nearly as good, and you’re better off going in without attempting to compare it. Don’t expect too much from it, and it won’t let you down.

6 out of 10, a serviceable action flick.
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